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How happy is the blameless vestal's lot! The world forgetting, by the world forgot Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd
-Alexander Pope
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old me: ah yes I remember the Great Skeleton War of 2014.
grandchildren: grandma that never happened.
old me: it was a long war.
grandchildren: grandma please stop we've talked about this.
old me: the only way to end it was to make a treaty with the skeletons.
grandchildren: grandma
old Me: and that's why humans have skeletons inside them.
grandchildren: gRANDMA PLEASE
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http://thealmightyflop.tumblr.com/post/100407299354/dudethatsmyghostking-rebelwithoutabroom


dudethatsmyghostking:

rebelwithoutabroom:

Harry Potter AU in which Remus Lupin doesn’t leave Hogwarts after Snape tells everyone he’s a werewolf

instead, he fucking stays where he belongs

and, as the howlers start coming, insults exploding at the teacher’s table every morning like…



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ireallyhatecornnuts:

I’ve got 99 problems and my inability to self motivate is causing every single one of them.

(Source: disease-danger-darkness-silence, via deathlyfandoms)


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(Source: isaaclahye, via lucylivesherlife)


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casaharington:

Kit Harington and Ben Barnes

(via thebitchandthedog)


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Oct 19

anniesscreams:

""i don’t know where he ends and i begin"" that’s YA lit code for sex

(via thealmightyflop)


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allagentsofshield:

Fitz’s highly scientific way of explaining explosions.


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Oct 19


potter-merlin:

deepfriedtwinkie:

No but really, what is going on with this

Just gonna say that Benedict Cumberbatch voiced Snape

(Source: aconsultingdetective, via awfullygay)


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Oct 19

nullbula:

ignorntatheist:

If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store

let me put it this way, i can buy ten ramen or one apple

(via deathlyfandoms)


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Oct 19

me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
me today: i do. i need sleep.
me tonight: lol who needs sleep
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Oct 19


Favorite Movies: Mamma Mia! (2008)

“Typical, isn’t it? You wait 20 years for a dad and then three come along at once.”

(via thebitchandthedog)


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Oct 19

australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

(via thebitchandthedog)


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Oct 19

chrissieakers:

fabled-foreigntongues:

secretobama:

cirk-urk:

That guy in the lower left corner in the crowd remembered every move 10 years later. 

is that ryan gosling 

thats fucking ryan gosling

It’s back

(via lizthefangirl)


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Oct 19

"Simon, like the rest of the Academy, is stunned when a navy-skinned warlock baby is found on the Academy steps. They hand the child over to guest lecturer Magnus Bane, who has to bring a child home… temporarily, of course… to his man!


— Synopsis for Born To An Endless Night
MALEC Baby!!!!! (via lucieherondalethefirst)

(via michaelgayland)



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Oct 19

prongsmydeer:

I think it speaks to the fact that Snape was fucking mean that Neville’s worst fear was not Bellatrix Lestrange, the person who tortured his parents until they could no longer remember who they were

or even Voldemort, whose name the act was committed in, but his school teacher who bullied him nine months at a time for years on end.

(Source: felllikeamarionette, via jonsnoe)


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