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overlypolitebisexual:

men like girls who “don’t know they are beautiful” because they are afraid that one day you will realise that you are the sun and the stars and he is nothing but a discarded plastic bag clogging up the ocean that you are

(via letsbeparabatai)


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Aug 22

aqua:

i’m glad man hasn’t conquered the solar system yet imagine how shit it would be if you found out your internet friend lived on one of jupiter’s moons

(Source: scottish, via noblegasxenon)


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Aug 22

the-angel-castiel-novak:

leo-arcana:

nobody-kill-any-virgins:

mishadmitrikrushniccollins:

His name is West Anaximander Collins. And like a bee, he can smell fear. Unlike a bee, he likes boobs and needs frequent diaper changes. I like him.”-Misha Collins

this is my favorite picture of Misha of all time. Just eyes and expression and Westy….

he just looks so happy.

i can’t stop smiling every time i see this picture

I don’t fight anymore..I watch the bees.

(Source: misha7collins, via dean-and-sam-have-the-phonebox)


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Aug 22

scaredpotter:

the slytherins making a drinking game where they take a shot every time draco malfoy talks about harry potter

(via dean-and-sam-have-the-phonebox)


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Aug 22


machomachi:

i really want the avengers and the guardians to meet so i made some dumb doodles

(via sparkyvaldez)


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Aug 22

egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


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Aug 22


nph-burtka:

Neil Patrick Harris Challenge Ice-cepted! X

(Source: captainswan-asyouwish, via realgirlinapapertown)


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Aug 22

koishe:

classy-dick:

do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life

i am that friend

(Source: 1druinedmysociallife, via mylifeisablogpost)


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Aug 22

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

blacktinabelcher:

Why is this Freddie from icarly

WHAT

(via realgirlinapapertown)


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Aug 22

holligenet:

If you are driving a vehicle…

use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

Use your turn signal

USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL

USE YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING TURN SIGNAL

IT’S NOT JUST A RANDOM OOOOOoOoOoOO WHAT DIS DO, DIS FLIPPER SWITCH STICK THINGY WAT A NEAT CAR DECORATION

(via dean-and-sam-have-the-phonebox)


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Aug 22


smaugchiefestofcalamities:

Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.

(via eathons)


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Aug 22


thorki:

acexlove:

one of the greatest pixar moments; a family thats ok with you coming 2nd 

they were hiding their identities as superheros not making a statement

(Source: attackoncat, via imallbooked)


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Aug 22


doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

Harry Potter Book Quotes (1/?): Philosopher’s Stone p.49

"Did yeh never wonder where yer parents learned it all?”

“All what?” asked Harry.

“ALL WHAT?” Hagrid thundered. “Now wait jus’ one second!” He had leapt to his feet. In his anger he seemed to fill the whole hut. The Dursleys were cowering against the wall. “Do you mean ter tell me,” he growled at the Dursleys, “that this boy — this boy! — knows nothin’ abou’ — about ANYTHING?”

Harry thought this was going a bit far. He had been to school, after all, and his marks weren’t bad. “I know some things,” he said. “I can, you know, do math and stuff.”

(via comealongraggedypond)


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Aug 22


kingshezza:

finding fanfiction i haven’t read yet

image

(via finnsodair)


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Aug 21